Question: Did you read Jon Robin Baitz's blog on the Huffington Post?

Answer: Listened to it, actually. I got tired of trying to pronounce all those big fancy words, so I had our copy editor Michelle Heller read/interpret it for me. She assures me that a "fey Tuscan truffle pig" is a delicacy in some countries, but I'm not buying it. I think she just doesn't want to hurt my feelings. BTW, I have to take a moment to thank the Aushole community for the outpouring of love and support they've shown me in the wake of Baitzgate. Your compassionate, insightful and sympathetic e-mails were a ray of sunshine during a very gloomy week. What follows are some of your more memorable messages.