Question: Please, please, please give me huge scoop about [insert any show you have big scoop for here].
Answer: Someone we think is returning for a one-off guest appearance is actually sticking around full-time.
That's a wrap, my friends. Remember, there's plenty to keep an Aushole busy until next Wednesday (i.e., the blog, the vodcast, the podcast, the tipline, etc.), so I don't wanna hear you whining about being bored.