Question: Am I mistaken, or didn't I accidentally stalk you over your holiday break at Upright Citizens Brigade in NYC?

Answer: As Rory Gilmore once said, "There is no such thing as accident; it is fate misnamed." I think it was Rory that said that. Eh, whatever. In any case, yes, Fen, I was there, checking out Jen and Angie, the side-splitting new show in which Sara Chase and Christina Cava imagine what would happen if Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were stranded together on a desert island. If you happen to be visiting the NYC area in the near future or, even better, if you live here you must see this show. And, if that YouTube clip wasn't incentive enough, maybe this'll do the trick: If you mention at the box office that you're an Aushole, you'll get 10 seconds of uncomfortable silence, followed by six seconds of nervous laughter, and then you'll be charged for a full-price ticket. How can you go wrong?!