How I Met Your Mother
OK, is it a night for cliff-hangers? I've come to expect that from 24 and

Prison Break, but on How I Met Your Mother? That's just not nice. I mean, we've got to wait another whole week to find out if Robin was able to woo Ted over to her apartment and away from the long-distance cupcake queen. But since this episode featured karaoke, Marshall doing his best Napoleon Dynamite impression (sweet moves!) and one of the best Barney rants of all time, I'm willing to forgive those mean old writers. Upset that Marshall isn't more enthusiastically high-fiving over his new corporate job and "gorilla training," a frustrated Barney announced: "I should feel tremors of psychitude rock my body like a seizure. That was like a declawed pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting at a fly on a Sunday afternoon. Show me your psych!" I'm with Marshall, that was very specific. On a side note, the soul-sucking office tower that Marshall works in looks suspiciously like my office building. Coincidence? Perhaps, but I'm still going to keep a look out for guys that deem things "steak sauce." Also, props to Robin for coming up with a new amount of money in her bet with Ted: "a floppity gillion dollars." Oh, and am I the only one who wants an "awesomeness" inspirational poster?