On How I Met Your Mother Barney invented the lemon law for blind dates. Totally offensive, but loved when it got turned around on him and instead of being mad, he was excited that it had become a "thing." And his worst pickup line of the night? "I have a feeling tonight you might be Jackie Ohhhhh." How come it is funny when it comes out of his mouth, but if it were a real guy in a bar, you'd want to smack him? Oh, and Mother gave me the vocab word of the day "anhedonic"  meaning someone who can't enjoy anything. Used to describe Ted before he got all enthusiastic about playing with his sword. A real sword, people get your minds out of the gutter. AC