Question: I met Keri Russell today in New York. She was so beautiful and incredibly nice. And I mentioned you! She was pleased, saying that you're sweet and all. Anyway, if you get a call from her, I expect some thanks.

Answer: Next time you run into her, please tell her that her publicist rejected my interview request, claiming she "doesn't have the time right now." Lemme know what she says. In the meantime, I'm gonna assume the absolute worst that Keri has officially outgrown me. (I know what you're thinking: This never would've happened had I not lost her damn digits!!!!)