A NOT-SO-MERRY CHRISTMAS EVA
Desperate Housewives' Eva Longoria allegedly gave a lawman some lip when her beau, Spurs guard Tony Parker, was cited Saturday at 12:45 AM for impeding traffic and then failing to produce a valid Texas driver's license. Per a police report obtained by the Associated Press, Longoria shouted from the passenger seat, "He's just a Mexican bike cop. He only wants your autograph." Although Longoria, Mexican herself, has since denied hurling any slurs, Santa says that the incident did make the cutoff, and he promptly shuttled her off the "nice" list.