On Friday at 7 pm/ET, the Hallmark Channel presents Celebrate! Christmas with Maya Angelou, which Jack Myers' MediaVillage.com touts as "an uncommonly thoughtful special that should calm anyone suffering from holiday stress, or anxiety of any kind." As if. I mean, do you know how many nieces and nephews I have to buy Abercrombie gift cards for?! Going into that store makes me feel so old.