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In a case expected to go before London's High Court next year, Desperate Housewives' Teri Hatcher is suing the British tabloid The Daily Sport for libel over articles that "falsely alleged that she engages in sex romps on a regular basis with a series of men in a VW van parked outside her L.A. home," says the actress' lawyers. "[Hatcher] bitterly refutes these offensive allegations." Offensive, indeed  I mean, a Volkswagen?!