Martha Stewart wants to begin her five-month prison sentence ASAP, she told reporters at a press conference Wednesday morning. Though saddened by the prospect of missing out on the holidays, she expressed an "intense desire and need to put this nightmare behind [her]." As expected, Stewart has opted to serve the time at her local federal prison in Danbury, Conn. After that, she'll have another five months to lick her wounds (and do some serious redecorating) while under house arrest on her fancy estate.