Rob Lowe who makes his final appearance on The West Wing tomorrow night will star in TNT's upcoming miniseries remake of the Stephen King novel Salem's Lot, Variety reports. The former Brat Packer will play a journalist who returns to his New England hometown, only to discover that it has become infested with vampires. That bites. Get it? Vampires have fangs... which they use to bite. It's a joke people, lighten up!