As if turning 40 wasn't bad enough! On her birthday Friday, rocker-actress-nut Courtney Love was declared a fugitive for missing a hearing in California. (Missing it by a lot, too — she was in New York, for Pete's sake.) Shortly thereafter, the perennial defendant was rushed to Bellevue Hospital in Manhattan, but not for an OD or a few years on a shrink's couch. Uh-uh. Her lawyer says she was suffering from a "feminine issue." Which has got to be the strangest euphemism for "complete and total insanity" ever.