Question: Love the new column! I'm soooo happy for you... and us! Congrats!

Answer: If you're asking me whether I'd accept a congratulatory gift, the answer is yes. Hey, speaking of which, I have to give a shout-out to the AAdict who sent me an assortment of Smurf stickers last week. They look great in my new (pause for dramatic effect) office!!!! (Music swells. Fade to black.)

To be continued