Question: I love how you devote half your column to questions about how fantastic and wonderful you are and hawking T-shirts with your name on them. Last time I checked, this was about TV spoilers, not "I Am Michael Ausiello, God of Everything." I'd actually pose a question about 24 or Gilmore Girls or my theory about Christopher vs. Luke, but we all know you're not going to answer it because you're too busy talking about how awesome you are. Proof? Of the 47 questions you answered last week, seven were almost exclusively about how "gifted" or "fantastic" you are! I am all for self-confidence but, honestly, what the hell?

Answer: Sounds like Tim needs to get lade.