In an e-mail obtained by the New York Post's Page Six, Lindsay Lohan details for pals the wear-and-tear she is suffering pole dancing in preparation to play a stripper in the thriller I Know Who Killed Me. In the (very poorly written) missive, the starlet laments being "bruised everywhere. I mean, we're talkin', like, upper- and inner-thigh action bruised." (She then adds - and this is where I get skeptical - "I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body.") Be it all for naught, Lo now looks at pole-dancing practitioners with a new eye. "Strippers, dude, I tell you, I really respect the [c-word]s now," she shares in impressive left-handed compliment fashion. Is the admiration mutual? A spokesperson for Exotic Dancers Local 823 shakes her head and says, "Mmm, nope."