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The WB's almost-all-star Big Brother-meets-Real World hybrid, The Surreal Life, wasn't set up as a competition. However, savvy viewers quickly figured out that the cohabitants had turned the series into a battle royale, the goal of which was to steal the spotlight and extend their 15 minutes of fame. That being the case, who won? As the sleepover sleeper winds up its run tonight at 9 ET, TV Guide Online reviews the goings-on and decides which pseudocelebrity came off the best.Corey Feldman Won points by: Revealing just how tough it was for him to be very young, very rich and very successful. Thanks, man. We needed a good chuckle. Lost points by: Setting back vegetarianism a decade with his hare-brained argument for the cause. Made up our minds by: Talking to his fiancée as if she were a dim-witted model or something. Okay, so she is a model. It still wasn't cool, dude. Emmanuel Lewis
The WB's almost-all-star Big Brother-meets-Real World hybrid,
The Surreal Life, wasn't set up as a competition. However, savvy
viewers quickly figured out that the cohabitants had turned the series into a
battle royale, the goal of which was to steal the spotlight and extend their
15 minutes of fame. That being the case, who won? As the sleepover sleeper
winds up its run tonight at 9 ET, TV Guide Online reviews the goings-on and
decides which pseudocelebrity came off the best.
Corey Feldman
Won points by: Revealing just how tough it was for him to be very
young, very rich and very successful. Thanks, man. We needed a good chuckle.
Lost points by: Setting back vegetarianism a decade with his
hare-brained argument for the cause. Made up our minds by: Talking to
his fiancée as if she were a dim-witted model or something. Okay, so she
is a model. It still wasn't cool, dude.
Emmanuel Lewis
Won points by: Serving a "Manny sandwich" on the dance floor of a
Sin City nightclub. Lost points by: Balking that he was too venerable
a Hollywood veteran to participate in the talent show within the show. Um,
did he think he'd signed up for Masterpiece Theater? Made up our
minds by: Overusing his contagious guffaw to the point that we began to
worry that we might catch it through our TVs.
Vince Neil
Won points by: Addressing the death of his daughter with greater
dignity than Feldman would have been able to muster up to talk about, say,
his bad bleach job. Lost points by: Bleeping going off
Ozzy-style not only on the gang's bleeping incompetent Vegas bus
driver, but also on the camera crew that kept right on taping him. Made up
our minds by: Oh, bleep. See above, ya bleepin' nimrods!
Jerri Manthey
Won points by: Admitting that, like us, when she was told the
identities of her roomies, she nearly died laughing. If only the rest of the
crew had been in on the joke. Lost points by: Inviting happy camper
Lewis to share her deluxe tent instead of fellow Playmate Brande
Roderick. Was one Penthouse Forum fantasy too much to ask?
Honestly! Made up our minds by: Proving to be far mellower than the
audience expected. Heck, in our estimation, she should've handed over her
resident bitch crown and sash to Feldman.
Gabrielle Carteris
Won points by: Gamely performing "When the Saints Go Marching In" on a
kazoo before a crowd of bewildered Angelenos. Lost points by: Bailing
on Manthey and Roderick's strip-joint outing when an exotic dancer got a
little too up-close and personal with his... uh, kazoo. Made up our minds
by: Calling a spade a spade — in other words, by pegging Feldman a
self-made victim. When she's right — and she often was — boy, is she
ever right.
Brande Roderick
Won points by: Eagerly eating sushi off a hot naked chick. Hey, we'll
take sexual tension where we can pretend to find it, folks. Lost points
by: Grousing that Manthey's D-list credentials made her unfit to bunk in
what was clearly a D-plus-list house. Made up our minds by: Going on and on (and on!) about how she thought Robin Givens would be among her homeys. Earth to Roderick: Not even Givens's realtor is that interested in her living arrangements.
M.C. Hammer
Won points by: Busting a move in a Nevada Fat Burger. For once, fries
did come with that shake. Lost points by: Objecting to the use
of a pretty girl as a serving platter. Yo, what up? Not only does she keep
the food warm, but clean-up is super-mega-fun! Made up our minds
by: Forcing faithless Neil to find his religion. We knew the Lord moved
in mysterious ways; we just didn't realize that televised peer pressure was
one of 'em.
And the winner is... Manthey. So she didn't turn out to be the troublemaking
pot-stirrer that we (or, we bet, the producers) had hoped for. The party gal
nonetheless seemed to have a good time, and, more importantly, she showed us
one. In the end, that's what Life is all about.