State officials in New Jersey are alleging that staffers of The Simple Life shot a deer last week just so that the defenseless animal could be gutted on air by dimwit celebutantes Paris and Nicole. A rep for the reality sitcom already has countered that no one associated with the show was involved in the incident, and we certainly hope they're telling the truth. Seriously: What could be less entertaining than watching a hare-brain Ginsu Bambi?