We all know that a Candy Crush movie is just around the corner, and Stephen Colbert gave us a preview of exactly what we can expect from the inevitable adaptation.

Co-starring Colbert and Liam Neeson, The Late Show turned the popular game into a super dramatic tear-jerker. And unfortunately, Neeson's particular set of skills aren't too much use in the world of Candy Crush, particularly when Colbert refuses to pay the 99 cents to buy Neeson another life.