Question: It would be just Smurftastic if you could spill some SVU scoop. Guest-star news is just dandy, but I'm kind of craving some nice and juicy plot-spill.

Answer: I've seen the Sept. 25 season premiere and two bombshells are dropped within the first three minutes (Spoiler alert): Cragen announces that he's been reassigned and Marish debuts her new cropped 'do (which doesn't go unnoticed by one of her colleagues). Also, Stabler is officially back playing house with his pregnant ex, Kathy, and their eldest daughter is officially TV's most annoying teen. Yep, even worse than Susan's demon spawn on Desperate Housewives. You'll see why on Sept. 25.