HBO is partnering with Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Kelli, on a documentary about the "first-ever gay and lesbian family vacation." Debuting on the pay cabler in 2005, the film will chronicle a weeklong cruise that the O'Donnells recently chartered for 500 gay and lesbian families. Wait a second: I thought Madonna's Truth or Dare Tour was the first-ever gay vacation. I'm so confused.