Question: I know it's a day early, but I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday! In honor of your big day, I'm going to see if I can afford to get one of those Ask Ausiello caps this week!
Answer: OK, so let me get this straight: It's my birthday and you're buying something for yourself? I've taught you well, Famin. Anyway, if you're unable to beg, borrow or steal enough cash to get the cap, at the very least you can add the Ask Ausiello products to your Amazon.com wish list. In fact, if all of you add the cap and tee to your wish lists, we have a good shot at getting to the top of Amazon's "Most Wished For" list in apparel. What better way to
massage my enormous ego show Hollywood just how powerful AA readers are! Talk about the perfect birthday gift!