Say what you will about David Hasselhoff, no one ever accused him of failing to fill out his Baywatch Speedos. He'll capitalize on his reputation when he turns up on FX's Sons of Anarchy this October in a meaty role.
The former America's Got Talent judge will play Dondo, a well-endowed former porn star who is now making major coin by producing sleazy girl-on-girl adult films. Turns out Dondo was given a major career boost by Luanne (Dendrie Taylor) and gets involved in a little dirty work in her memory.
And you thought the Hoff was just big in Germany!