Justin Timberlake by Jean-Paul Aussenard/WireImage.com Justin Timberlake by Jean-Paul Aussenard/WireImage.com

Here is a list of things that Justin Timberlake is not doing:

1) He is not posing for the cover of Cat Fancy magazine.
2) He is not wondering how to spell Mariska Hargitay.
3) He is not going to wait in that long line at the dry cleaners anymore.
4) He is not in training to compete in the Giant Slalom.
5) He is not dating the Crown Princess of Belgium.
6) He is not Asking Ausiello anything.
7) He is not going to throw down with P. Diddy anytime soon.
8) He is not starting a Ramones cover band.
9) He is not here for your amusement.
10) He is not going to be our next president.

Yet.

That said, pretty much everything else he is doing, including hosting this year's ESPY awards. - Mickey O'Connor