Justin Timberlake - who is said to now be canoodling with Scarlett Johansson, but we're OK with that - and Cameron Diaz have officially confirmed the dissolution of their long-running romance. "We have, in fact, ended our romantic relationship, and have done so mutually and as friends, with continued love and respect for one another," Diaz and Mr. "I Obviously Have Male-pattern Baldness Issues" say in a joint statement released Thursday. Note my full head of thick, lush hair in photo above. Almost a mane, really. And I almost hardly ever refer to people as, "Yo." Don't do the silly skinny-tie thing, either. But it's all OK, really.