And deaf. And also apparently kinda stupid. Yesterday, a jury of ex-Navy diver Ambrose Kappos' peers acquitted him of stalking Grammy-winning hottie Sheryl Crow. In and of itself, that doesn't sound so bad, right? But the panelists were made aware that Kappos (who broke into a ballroom where the object of his affection was rehearsing for a benefit) drinks two gallons of water a day so that he can communicate telepathically with the singer. At the very least, shouldn't the guy have been convicted of a lesser charge, like, say, being a total freak?