Question: I just wanna know what you had to do to get nominated in PETA's World's Sexiest Vegetarian poll?

Answer: I had to be a pescetarian pectovegetarian demivegetarian vegiequarian crustovegetarian flexitarian fishatarian semivegetarian vegetarian. And sexy. Now, do a guy a favor and vote for me. This could be one of the biggest things that's ever happened to me.