Question: I was just reading that you went to Atlantic City during your vacation. Did you take the Atlantic City Expressway, by any chance? I work at the Egg Harbor toll plaza and someone came through my lane that looked a lot like you.

Answer: If this sighting you speak of took place on June 15, then yes, it was me. It's funny, I thought I felt a disturbance in my Stalker Detector as I passed through the toll booth; now it all makes sense. The only thing I can't wrap my head around is why you made me pay the 35 cents. I'm actually a little insulted.