Jennifer Lopez by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage.com Jennifer Lopez by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage.com

Have you heard? People.com has the photos of J.Lo's new twins!!!

Depending on who you believe, People paid Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony either $3 million or $6 million for the rights. Which got USA Today thinking about the history of baby pics in People. And got this lady thinking about a catfight between Lopez and Aguilera, whose People baby cover didn't sell so well, but it's OK because Aguilera reportedly got $1.5 million for the rights.

Which got me thinking that the proceeds from all these paid magazine photo shoots should automatically revert to a charity that, say, makes cupcakes for all the hungry people of the world or plants trees in Africa or something. - Mickey O'Connor