Beyonce and Jay-Z by Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com Beyonce and Jay-Z by Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com
The where: $150-million man Jay-Z's Tribeca apartment. The when: Friday night.

The who: Jay-Z and longtime honey Beyoncé, in the company of two dozen friends and family members including several Knowleses, Destiny's Children Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, and Gwyneth Paltrow (to name-check but a few). The what: White checked linens, silver candelabras, a white tent and tens of thousands of white orchid blooms. The why: To become man and wife, silly. Or at least apparently. Though reps for the couple steadfastly (annoyingly?) refuse to confirm the nuptials, "all signs point to a wedding" (as UsMagazine.com's headline so aptly puts it). Some glossy out there must've ponied up mad amounts of "hush money" to keep folks' yaps shut until the next newsstand cycle. The what next: You click on over to our special "Crazy in Love" photo gallery (chronicling the couple's years together) and/or use our Online Video Guide to cue up many of their respective music vids. The big questions: Will she take Jay-Z's last name? Does he have a last name? If Beyoncé took it, would we ever know?