Tomorrow night's "Idol Gives Back" charity special will find La Dion singing the King's "If I Can Dream" with a virtual version of him - à la Natalie and Nat King Cole's "Unforgettable," TMZ.com reports. The only thing less imaginable, I have to think, would be Clay Aiken singing a love song to a female recording artist like... um, any female recording artist, really. Anyhow, Ellen DeGeneres has been named host of Wednesday's extravaganza.

Today's news was written by Ben Katner. A presumably well-rested Matt will be returning tomorrow.