Teri Hatcher won "very substantial" libel damages from Britain's Daily Sport, which the Desperate Housewives star sued on account of stories the magazine published claiming she uses a VW van for illicit romps outside her home. "I have tolerated many ridiculous and fabricated lies and gossip in the tabloids," Hatcher said in a statement. "But when a story [insinuated] that I am an irresponsible and neglectful parent, I had to draw the line." Speaking of Housewives, the saucy sudser is set to make its debut in China on Monday, after which viewers will be hungry for more in about half an hour.