Question: If you are such a hotshot, why don't you have a ticket to the Rose Bowl already?

Answer: Did you ever stop to think that maybe, quite possibly, this whole "hotshot" persona of mine is just an act? And maybe, quite possibly, deep down, I'm just a scared and lonely little boy from New Jersey who always dreamed of someday making it to the Rose Bowl? Now, do you have a pair of friggin' tickets for me or not?