Question: Holy crap! Another vacation? In your absence, I have forwarded my résumé to your supervisor.
Answer: Good news, Travis. My supervisor looked over your résumé and would like you to come in for an interview. He wanted me to check your availability on April 36, say, around 26 am/EST. Does that work? If so, we'll see you then! Oh, I almost forgot: Here are the directions.
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