Question: Holy crap! Another vacation? In your absence, I have forwarded my résumé to your supervisor.

Answer: Good news, Travis. My supervisor looked over your résumé and would like you to come in for an interview. He wanted me to check your availability on April 36, say, around 26 am/EST. Does that work? If so, we'll see you then! Oh, I almost forgot: Here are the directions.

And that includes another groundbreaking edition of AA. Head on over to the Ask Ausiello Discussion Thread to debate the highs and lows of this week's column, check out the latest installment of my Ausiello Report vodcast for exclusive scoop on Grey's, Gilmore and ER, and send questions/tips/Snapple sightings to ask_ausiello@tvguide.com. Keep close tabs on the Ausiello Report throughout the week for breaking tube news, blind items and other stuff, and then come back here next week and we'll do it all again!