TMZ reports that The Hills are alive with the sound of screaming. While Spencer and Heidi remain nauseatingly tight, Audrina Patridge and her squeeze, Justin Bobby, had a major blowup outside L.A.'s Opera the other night. In Justin's defense, not everybody likes Carmen.... Designer Roberto Cavalli, of all people, has let the cat out of the bag, telling People, "Jennifer Lopez, at this moment, requests something very special because she is waiting for the baby. It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger." Who knew?! (Besides everybody.)

Thursday's Today's News was written by Ben Katner.