Hilary Swank by Larry Busacca/ WireImage.com Hilary Swank by Larry Busacca/ WireImage.com

And it's not even the making out with Ian Ziering that continues to freak her out, either. It's the fact that she was canned from the series. "They never told me why," the two-time Oscar winner recalls to Britain's Telegraph. "They just said it wasn't working. Especially when it's in its eighth season and no one's watching it, you just think, 'I'm not good enough for this show?'"

Listen here, Missy, I know Gabrielle Carteris, and you are no Gabrielle Carteris. - Ben Katner