Question: Hey, I saw you at lunch today. You were going into Subway in the underground concourse, right? You were wearing a green polo shirt. I thought about reporting the sighting to gawker.com, but I don't think they'll post it. Based on your head shot, I thought you'd be much skinnier, but you have a regular build. Do you get that a lot?
Answer: You mean do strangers send me e-mails to tell me I'm fatter than they thought? Nope, you're the first.