Question: Hey Ausiello, instead of asking you a specific question this week, is there anything you'd like to share?
Actually, yes but I'm afraid you're not going to like it. I'm taking a few days off in recognition of Labor Day, and that means there will be no new Ask Ausiello next week. But I'll be back with an all-new, action-packed, scooperific column on Wednesday Sept. 14! It'll be here before you know it! I miss you guys already! I'm leaving now! Bye!
This is harder than I thought! OK, I'm really leaving now! Bye!
OK, for real this time. I'm leaving. Happy Labor Day!