Kevin Federline and Britney Spears by Larry Busacca/WireImage.com Kevin Federline and Britney Spears by Larry Busacca/WireImage.com

They said it wouldn't last, and when they're right, boy are they ever right. After two years of tabloid headlines - er, togetherness - Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's divorce came through yesterday. And as the ink dried, the hotmess' attorney filed papers to keep details of the custody arrangement under wraps to insure that the info couldn't be used by kidnappers.

Because if the young-'uns wound up not in Brit's "care," that would be a bad thing?

In other relationship news, Usher's babymama Tameka Foster tells People, "No one knows why we canceled the wedding [Saturday], but I can tell you that all of the reasons that everyone is speculating and writing about are completely untrue." Well, that narrows it down. She also admits that "we had a scare" regarding preterm labor, "but I am fine and the baby is fine."

UPDATE: So R&B hottie Usher and his preggers fiancée Tameka Foster called off their wedding last weekend. Big deal, they've told Us. They're still gonna get hitched. "As of right now we don't have a date," the singer said, "but we will let you know when we do." Well, that's a relief, because after writing so many stories about it, I certainly feel like I ought to be invited.