Per Variety, Desperate Housewives hunk James Denton has inked a deal to host CMT's Jan. 21 broadcast of the Miss America Pageant as well as develop projects for CMT that, the actor says, "convey the all-American sensibilities with which both the pageant and network were founded." That, folks, may be the only time you see "Desperate Housewives" and "all-American sensibilities" in the same sentence.