Have you heard the buzz about Desperate Housewives' Edie getting a sister who looks a lot like Sex and the City sexpot Kim Cattrall? Well, it's apparently all lies. "There are no plans to bring in [an actress] to play Edie's sister," says the show's publicist. I've got bad news for closure-craving Judging Amy fans. Producer and star Amy Brenneman's attempt to sell CBS on a wrap-up movie has fallen on deaf ears a source says the network has passed on the project. I guess that means they're, um, jilting Amy. That's what we literary folks call a brilliant play on words. Finally, here's a little clue about that tragic ER death I hinted at in this week's Ask Ausiello: This person's passing will have a devastating impact on one particular character. Discuss amongst yourselves.