Kermit the Frog is embarking on a worldwide tour to celebrate his 50 years in this business called show. The iconic Muppet's first stop will be the small Texas town of Kermit on Oct. 14, followed by visits to the Statue of Liberty, the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. Actually, I lied: Kermit's first stop was TV Guide's New York City headquarters this past Monday. That's right, Kermie stopped by for a brief meet-and-greet and, well, he's right. It isn't easy being green; that's what I've been with envy ever since I saw up-close how cute and slender he really is. Sigh.