THE HAPPIEST LOSER
Bo Bice claims he was relieved that Carrie Underwood took home the American Idol crown instead of him. "People ask me, 'What were you thinking while you stood there waiting for them to announce the winner?'" the Southern rocker tells Rolling Stone. His answer? "Please, God, don't let me win this thing... The label 'American Idol' was not for me. I'm not a pop person. It would have been harder to play my kind of music if I had won." Sounds like someone's a little bitter.