Question: What happened to the good ol' days when you would just give us the scoop, prattle, etc., and not asterisks all over the place like some twisted mental game. You're killin' me here! Just give us the scoop, straightforward. I still love you anyways though I may never truly understand why.

Answer: Trust me when I tell you that the asterisks are in my everyone's best interest. But more importantly, it's big fun.