In one of the most highly anticipated cancellations since, well, Hawaii bit the dust last month, NBC has rerouted LAX to the scrap heap. It's not clear when the show's final three episodes will air, but all signs point to Never. An ABC rep, meanwhile, denies rumors that LAX star Heather Locklear is in talks to join the cast of Desperate Housewives. "It's not happening," insists the spokesperson. "I don't know where that rumor got started." Hey, don't look at me! OK, look at me, but don't accuse me of spreading that rumor.