Sarah Michelle Gellar; Katherine Heigl; Mariska Hargitay Sarah Michelle Gellar; Katherine Heigl; Mariska Hargitay

Question: That's great about Mer/Der getting back together for good this season, but what about Seattle Grace's other star-crossed duo you know, Gizzie?

Answer: It's with overwhelming joy deep regret that I inform you that Gizzie is no more. Sources confirm that the ill-conceived plot twist suffocated to death under the weight of its own absurdity shortly after the writers returned to work last month. A private memorial service was held in early March at the home of Shonda Rhimes. In lieu of flowers, fans are asked to keep the "thank gods" to a low roar.