Jennifer Lawrence, Colton Haynes both courtesy Colton Haynes via Instagram Jennifer Lawrence, Colton Haynes both courtesy Colton Haynes via Instagram

The 71st annual Golden Globes were a little all over the place. But with that much vodka flowing, who's really surprised?

Relive all the glorious weirdness — from Jacqueline Bisset's acceptance speech to Diane Keaton's Woody Allen serenade — through the best tweets of the night.

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Rooting for nominees tonight in my usual order: 1. Jew. 2. Friend I don't hate. 3. Never nominated before. 4. Ugly. 5. Merit. #GoldenGlobes

IS THERE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH HOLLYWOOD pic.twitter.com/xJCwiiN7AE

.@RyanSeacrest Don't push Bono, 'cause he's close to The Edge. #GoldenGlobes

I'm basically the phantom of the opera but of awards shows. Rather than make people sing I bust sewer pipes.

RT @mouseparty: @MarthaPlimpton gorgeous!!! Are u there? / Nope! I don't go to awards shows I'm not invited to. I stay home in my jimjams!

It feels so weird to be watching an awards show where Taylor Swift is only nominated in one category

Tina Fey gets the Golden Globes; Jenna Maroney's in an orange juice commercial. Sounds about right.

Jacqueline Bisset had to walk to the stage from another building so it took 3 hours and now the Golden Globes are over.

EVERYONE IS SHAKING WINNING AN AWARD FOR ACTING IS HORRIFYING AND REQUIRES GREAT COURAGE!!!

I helped write Jacqueline Bisset's speech. Did you like it?

a little too strange even for me

Who's Randy's father? I say Zac Efron. #EWGlobes pic.twitter.com/cgu74EBJn2

We've gone from Jordan Catalano to the guy who directed the "Undone The Sweater Song" video. The EMOTIONS of 1994 are alive and well.

That little song Diane Keaton sang is the last thing you hear before you die

Missed the Woody Allen tribute - did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age 7 before or after Annie Hall?

My underwear hurts..... Need more booze. Send help! #GoldenGIobes

Matthew McConaughey is in the audience like http://t.co/N7hRZ6cFEW

By saying "Philomania," Leo just won a $5,000 bet with Tobey Maguire. #GoldenGlobes