Question: Who is going to die during Desperate Housewives' November-sweeps hostage crisis?
Answer: It'll be me if I tell you. But I probably can get away with revealing which major characters will be held at gunpoint: Edie, Edie's nephew Austin, Julie and Lynette. Also, we'll be introduced to a new character during the crisis, a thirtysomething average Joe who ends up saving the day and forging a bond with Lynette. My Housewives mole says Tom Cavanaugh was approached for the short-term role, but Mr. Love Monkey passed.