Question: Someone has to be gay on Friday Night Lights. I mean, come on. It's a high-school football team for Pete's sake.

Answer: I thought that's where they were going with the soon-to-be-introduced Panthers alum played by Chad Brannon, but I hear his big secret is about money and not about him playing for the other team. In other FNL scoop, anyone know what chronic nose-bleeding is a symptom of? I'm trying to figure out if I should be worried about Smash or not.