Eva Longoria and fiancé Tony Parker have sent out hundreds of Eiffel Tower-shaped save-the-date cards announcing their Saturday, July 7 - as in 7/7/07 - wedding in Paris, France, People reports. Included on the mailing list are fellow Housewives Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross, Felicity Huffman and Nicollette Sheridan, Desperate dudes James Denton and Ricardo Chavira, series creator Marc Cherry, and not a single person you or I hobnob with. Which is cool, because I'll be damned if I'm going to miss America's Most Wanted that night.