Perez Hilton by Lester Cohen/ Perez Hilton by Lester Cohen/

Er, try to think of it this way: A "gossip guy" is crossing over to the CW's Privileged.

Perez Hilton, he of "Celebrity Juice, Not from Concentrate" notoriety, will put in an appearance in an episode of the charming (if undersampled) freshman dramedy, has learned.

In Perez's episode, slated to air Nov. 11, billionheiresses Rose and Sage are called upon to sing at the opening of a red-hot nightclub. There, on the red carpet, Hilton meets-and-greets the teens - perhaps only to ask if either of them has John Mayer's digits. - Matt Mitovich

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